Saturday, November 19, 2011

What's a mild cocktail I could order at the club while maintaining my Man Card?

I'm basically asking this 'cause i'm a weeny when it comes to drinking, no Remy Martin, 151, etc. I usually stick to the colorful drinks, u know the ones that have Hpnotic, Allize, etc. u know, the girly stuff. But holding such colorful drinks in my hand gets me static from the fellas and look of apathy from the ladies. Sad, I know. Help a brother out and recommend some granny drinks that won't get THE card revoked.





P.S. Feel free to poke fun at my situation. I'm aware of the tragedy my nightlife has become. Thanks!|||Manhattan (up)





People will be impressed. Looks like a big glass of whisky, but it's just one shot. And very classy. Looks like a Martini. Get a Cherry in it. Chicks might ask if they can have it and tie the stem in a knot with their tounge.|||good Vodka and Grapefruit juice


tell the gals you are drinking it for the vitamins|||jack and coke, if you dont like jack try captain its sweeter|||An old-fashioned is a manly drink that you'll enjoy drinking. The problem is that it's a *complicated* drink for the bartender, so you don't want to order it when he's really busy. That would cost him tips, so he's likely to "forget" to include the sugar, as a way of punishing you.





But you can order single-malt scotch on the rocks anytime. Order enough of them, and they'll issue you a Man Club gold card. Order the *really* good stuff - like Laphroaig - and they'll even give you a platinum card, and instead of looks of apathy, the ladies will be looking at you lustfully.





I wouldn't have told you this if I didn't think you were up to it. It's hell being sought after by all the women. God makes few of us that are truly irresistable, though, and unfortunately, it's up to us to not shame God....|||Smirnoff Ice. If you doubt your ability to hold your drinks... just have one... at a time. haha|||Go with cordials. Alcohol % is lower, and they look like harder stuff. My favorite is Drambuie on the rocks. It's a scotch cordial blended with heather honey and different herbs, taste great, but little costly. Other choices would be Grand Marnier straight up or on rocks, Sambuca Rocks, or go with some cognac, Hennisey ect.|||Don't be fooled by the "girly" drinks. They are still pretty potent. However, a beer, which is pretty stereotypically male if alcohol were to have a gender, is a good front. There is usually the same alcohol content in an entire bottle of beer as there is in one tiny cocktail. PLUS, as long as you are HOLDING a beer, no-one's gonna ask you what number you're on.





Cheers!|||You were so honest I would never poke fun. Ask for a vodka and tonic and ask for a tall glass. You'll get more tonic. And if you want to have another you can ask for a sprite or so in the same glass with a lime and no one need know that you are being responsible and sane.. I used to drink because it was strong but now I just want a social drink without the stupid results. Your nightlife will show you the people who are worth your time.|||rum and coke|||try a mojito they are almost clear but taste yummy|||What the hell are you talking about? You need a drink that wont get you hammered and wont make you look like you just watched Hope Floats? What is a Man Card? Seriously, just have a coke and tell people the truth....your not a drinker. Women dont like heavy drinkers or dishonesty. Just think about something a little more important and not your Man Card....whatever that is.|||I agree with Bond...James Bond, if you dont want to drink, dont. Just be honest, it doesnt make you less of a man, women do like that. And at the same time if youre friends cant drive, then you step up. Drink a club soda. CHEERS!!

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